When I first saw Valentino’s sketch for Swedish Princess, Madeleine’s wedding dress, it drove my body into goosebumps overload. It’s truly a princess wedding dress for every princess or princess wants to be out there, the lace, the long train, the tiara, what else do you want? It’s VALENTINO!
Today, I finally saw the wedding dress in action, OMG, the disappointment hit me like Titanic hit that iceberg, the tragic! Where shall I begin? The lace looks cheap to me, the shape of the dress looks very wrong on Madeleine, it made her look, er… how can I put it diplomatically? It made Princess Madeleine look bigger than she actually is, I thought she was smuggling a super fashionably late wedding guest into the church under her dress. The dress looked like a cheap knock off of the original design from China, it’s not Valentino, it’s Valentina! Maybe Princess Madeleine wanted to get the tongue wagging, I can only think one reason why she chose to wear this shape dress, a little royal is kicking in her tummy, if so, then she’s excused and I can finally begin my second career as a psychic.