My hubby loves Amazon, he buys everything from there, from computer cables to body lotions, from books to shoehorn, by the way, he paid £1 for the shoehorn, he was very proud about the purchase. Amazon has created a modern-day cave man, he doesn’t go out to the shops much anymore, just sit in front of the computer, click, click, done!
Last week, he was browsing through Amazon again, he came across one of the reviews for Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream. Firstly, I have no idea why he was looking at hair removal products. Secondly, I sincerely hope that whatever the idea he might had in his big head when he looked up the cream is abandoned forever after he read the review.
I have to give some credits to this reviewer, Andrew for his bravery, stupidity and honesty and for all the dare-devil men out there, a lesson learnt, your fellow has tried, suffered and reviewed so please don’t try it again!
Here is the review, you can judge it yourself.
‘Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
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